Just because it needs repeating...

[waterspyder]

If you talk up the belief that you have a giant Johnson then the ladies may
get enamoured with the idea of your package and all the places and spaces it
could fill. But when it cums time for your purple headed pickle to present
his one-eye, if he's a gerkin that is barely fit for jerkin' then they
are less likely to moan then groan at the false front that has been
given...But if you play down the size of your head, and talk up the
skills you have in the bed then the ladies will be overjoy when they
see your cute little toy and the fact that it offers them a reasonable
spread.

Comments

[andifferous.livejournal.com]

for sure, hahahah
so what of a man who claims to be completely average in size and ability?

[waterspyder.livejournal.com]

This was actually submitted by one of the Burners, quoting another one of the Burners, because somoene was advertising we had huge domes. Jamie said we should be emphasizing what the domes could do, not how big they are...

[andifferous.livejournal.com]

ahhh okay, hahah, guys who talk about their "big" dicks amuse me, personally i would rather have an average size penis and be skilled with it, or even a slightly small one, but still able to please than a large one and not be able to use it at all. *shrugs*

[corradus.livejournal.com]

Doesn't even 'come up' in conversationgenerally speaking.

[evilbitchqueen.livejournal.com]

LOL, I always love the way you put things sweetie.

[harald387.livejournal.com]

But honestly, what if one is equipped with both a larger-than-average penis and the skill to use it?

[evilbitchqueen.livejournal.com]

then all is well in the world.

[waterspyder.livejournal.com]

then the girl gets an extra sumthing sumthing

[xliquid-dreamsx.livejournal.com]

Words men should definitely live by!

Now we just need one for those that pretend they are capable of goin at it so long that you're gonna beg them to stop. Then cum before things have even really started! Cause frankly thats just the way it works for some... and if it does that's cool.. just makes it more fun gettin it all hard and ready to go again. But when they've built themselves up to be something that they are not... that's when a girls apt to think less of them.

[torrain.livejournal.com]

"What about sexual compatibility?"
"What about it? I can see fingers and a tongue from here."

Paraphrased conversation between a time-traveller from the future who'd just proposed to an Earth-bound alien who was the last of his kind, from Spider Robinson's Callahan's Crosstime Saloon series.