Just because it needs repeating...

[waterspyder]

If you talk up the belief that you have a giant Johnson then the ladies may
get enamoured with the idea of your package and all the places and spaces it
could fill. But when it cums time for your purple headed pickle to present
his one-eye, if he's a gerkin that is barely fit for jerkin' then they
are less likely to moan then groan at the false front that has been
given...But if you play down the size of your head, and talk up the
skills you have in the bed then the ladies will be overjoy when they
see your cute little toy and the fact that it offers them a reasonable
spread.

Comments

[waterspyder.livejournal.com]

This was actually submitted by one of the Burners, quoting another one of the Burners, because somoene was advertising we had huge domes. Jamie said we should be emphasizing what the domes could do, not how big they are...

[andifferous.livejournal.com]

ahhh okay, hahah, guys who talk about their "big" dicks amuse me, personally i would rather have an average size penis and be skilled with it, or even a slightly small one, but still able to please than a large one and not be able to use it at all. *shrugs*