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If you talk up the belief that you have a giant Johnson then the ladies may
get enamoured with the idea of your package and all the places and spaces it
could fill. But when it cums time for your purple headed pickle to present
his one-eye, if he's a gerkin that is barely fit for jerkin' then they
are less likely to moan then groan at the false front that has been
given...But if you play down the size of your head, and talk up the
skills you have in the bed then the ladies will be overjoy when they
see your cute little toy and the fact that it offers them a reasonable
spread.
get enamoured with the idea of your package and all the places and spaces it
could fill. But when it cums time for your purple headed pickle to present
his one-eye, if he's a gerkin that is barely fit for jerkin' then they
are less likely to moan then groan at the false front that has been
given...But if you play down the size of your head, and talk up the
skills you have in the bed then the ladies will be overjoy when they
see your cute little toy and the fact that it offers them a reasonable
spread.
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Now we just need one for those that pretend they are capable of goin at it so long that you're gonna beg them to stop. Then cum before things have even really started! Cause frankly thats just the way it works for some... and if it does that's cool.. just makes it more fun gettin it all hard and ready to go again. But when they've built themselves up to be something that they are not... that's when a girls apt to think less of them.