Closure... kind of

"Sign this"
"See, I knew you guys were tricking me into surgery again"
"The doctor should have explained this to you"
"I haven't met the doctor yet"
"Oh.."

Good thing I refused to sign, turns out I don't have a polyp. Turns out it's scar tissue from a procedure a few years back. The scar healed with blood vessels right on the surface. Every time the cervix gets bumped, I'm liable to bleed. Condoms and cheap sex toys will increase these odds. Joy.

Bottom Line
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Doctor is surprised I haven't bled on people before this.

Burning Man Part 2

So baanrys and I are plannign a trip to Burning Man... this is now trunign into a crazy run across the United States with our total ignorance of US Geography, we've decided that on our way or soemthing, we will now be visiting Las Vegas and New Orleans. Keep posted for other travel addendums.

Staff Christmas Dinner

So I protecting my fellow staff memebrs from the evils of alcohol. Joel doesn't drink, so I took his drink tickets. And drank his free alcoholic punch. I let the other staff keep theirs for now. But then Tyler got shitfaced drunk. From two drinks. Needless to say when free shot time came it was my duty to protect everyone from the ravages of alcohol. Tequila shots are dangerous.

Grand total for the evening
2 Stella Artois
3 Glasses Alcoholic Punch
5 shots of Tequila

and I still carried Tyler home. Joel just gave him the "This is why I don't drink" lecture.

I won a coffee travel mug. I don't drink coffee. Joel won the bottle of Champagne. Joel doesn't drink alcohol. yay for random whims of fate.