"Sign this"
"See, I knew you guys were tricking me into surgery again"
"The doctor should have explained this to you"
"I haven't met the doctor yet"
"Oh.."
Good thing I refused to sign, turns out I don't have a polyp. Turns out it's scar tissue from a procedure a few years back. The scar healed with blood vessels right on the surface. Every time the cervix gets bumped, I'm liable to bleed. Condoms and cheap sex toys will increase these odds. Joy.
Bottom Line
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Doctor is surprised I haven't bled on people before this.
"See, I knew you guys were tricking me into surgery again"
"The doctor should have explained this to you"
"I haven't met the doctor yet"
"Oh.."
Good thing I refused to sign, turns out I don't have a polyp. Turns out it's scar tissue from a procedure a few years back. The scar healed with blood vessels right on the surface. Every time the cervix gets bumped, I'm liable to bleed. Condoms and cheap sex toys will increase these odds. Joy.
Bottom Line
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Doctor is surprised I haven't bled on people before this.
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*snuggles*