My mother has informed me that if I make any more money than I'm making right now she'll smother me in my sleep the next time I stay over at my parent's house.
Why is she so intimidated by how much you're making? Are you making more than she does? I find it amusing that a parent doesn't want one of their children to make MORE money than they do... usually it doesn't work that way.
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You could be poetic about it, smother her and then leave the difference between what she makes in a year and what you do in her hand.
Irony is everywhere.
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Not that I'd be adverse to being supported in my old age ;) (Which lately feels like next week.)
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