New Holiday?

[waterspyder]

Is it the weather? Is it the moon?
Naw, it's just "Horny Ex Day"
Don't hear from them in like months and figure they've moved on and forgotten me (A girl can have dreams), and they all pick today to call me.
I think someone forgot to tell me it was National Booty-Call-Your-Ex Day.
I think Ex partners should come with expiry dates that are clearly marked, that way there is no confusion as to when it's just not good anymore.
I swear they all have radar for times I've fooled around with someone better than them. I think this applies to many other people's ex's too. How else can you explain them trying to waltz back in at inopportune times?

Anyhow, back to my essays...

Comments

[waterspyder.livejournal.com]

They call at 3 am expecting phone sex. I called the police last time.

[enfertesherz.livejournal.com]

ok
nm
and btw
i can relate
but i wont call the police on him
because he has a kid

[waterspyder.livejournal.com]

Fair enough. It was a while ago, I just didn't appreciate being treated like a free hooker. I mean, when I tell people not to call me, and that I'm not interested in sex, why is phone sex the answer? Some guys don't get it. And 3am is never an appropriate time to call unless there is a dire emergency.

[enfertesherz.livejournal.com]

i totally agree
although that means i can't call you up for phone sex
which is a shame
:p

[waterspyder.livejournal.com]

Just not at 3am :p

[enfertesherz.livejournal.com]

deal
LMAO