i'm on vacation ntil January 3rd, btw

The Twelve Days of Christmas
for waterspyder:
Day #Who?What they got you
1stmoonlessnightsa rainbow wig doused in pheromones
2ndtheweaselkingthe complete works of the Marquis de Sade, on tape
3rdoninofroa feather and a magnum of champagne
4thdarubaa gigantic penis in your yard, drawn in flaming gasoline
5thharald387A genital piercing
6thbaanrysA prepaid phone card to your favourite 1-900 number
7thjagashA signed document releasing their body to you upon their death to do with as you please
8thburning_sticksmost of a dead hooker
9thmoonlessnightsa big, sloppy kiss
10thsweet_girlygirlpubic dandruff shampoo
11thintothedepthsmost of a dead hooker
12thsiv_volkThe Marquis de Sade's sex drive
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