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i'm on vacation ntil January 3rd, btw
 | The Twelve Days of Christmas for waterspyder: |  | ||
| Day # | Who? | What they got you | ||
| 1st | moonlessnights | a rainbow wig doused in pheromones | ||
| 2nd | theweaselking | the complete works of the Marquis de Sade, on tape | ||
| 3rd | oninofro | a feather and a magnum of champagne | ||
| 4th | daruba | a gigantic penis in your yard, drawn in flaming gasoline | ||
| 5th | harald387 | A genital piercing | ||
| 6th | baanrys | A prepaid phone card to your favourite 1-900 number | ||
| 7th | jagash | A signed document releasing their body to you upon their death to do with as you please | ||
| 8th | burning_sticks | most of a dead hooker | ||
| 9th | moonlessnights | a big, sloppy kiss | ||
| 10th | sweet_girlygirl | pubic dandruff shampoo | ||
| 11th | intothedepths | most of a dead hooker | ||
| 12th | siv_volk | The Marquis de Sade's sex drive | ||
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Funny, last time I gave someone most of a dead hooker, they screamed and cried.
*taps chin* Guess it was the wrong season.
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The last thing I need is more stimulation through the day. I've thought about getting like a labial corset piercing. Something to think about...
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