Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Thursday [livejournal.com profile] mmmelt and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In September I helped [livejournal.com profile] oni_neko hide a body (-173 points). In August I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Sunday I gave [livejournal.com profile] okcismelanie a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last month I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] kali_kali (-10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-314 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
Waterspyder

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From: [identity profile] okcismelanie.livejournal.com

yeah just what I wanted!!!!




Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In February I gave [livejournal.com profile] waterspyder a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Wednesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Saturday [livejournal.com profile] lemur_catta and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Thursday I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] veryroz (-10 points). Last month I helped [livejournal.com profile] parisbaby_2003 hide a body (-173 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-249 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
okcismelanie

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