Me Naughty?

[waterspyder]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Thursday mmmelt and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In September I helped oni_neko hide a body (-173 points). In August I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Sunday I gave okcismelanie a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last month I bought porn for kali_kali (-10 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-314 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, Waterspyder

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[xliquid-dreamsx.livejournal.com]

WoW... I'm suddenly thinking the lump of coal I got looks pretty good. =P

[kali-kali.livejournal.com]

What's with everyone buying me porn? I can buy my own porn, dammit!

[firedolljamie.livejournal.com]

Wet willie my girlfriend will ya??!? I'll shows you!

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.

In June, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In October, I rescued daruba from being sacrificed (-200 points). In July, I exposed furious_g to soul-rending horrors (250 points). Yesterday, I fed waterspyder to a Shoggoth (250 points). In December, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In August, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-400 points) and deserve to be sent to sleep with the Deep Ones.

Your humble and obedient servant,
FireDollJamie

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yeah just what I wanted!!!!

[okcismelanie.livejournal.com]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In February I gave waterspyder a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Wednesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Saturday lemur_catta and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Thursday I bought porn for veryroz (-10 points). Last month I helped parisbaby_2003 hide a body (-173 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-249 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, okcismelanie

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[shadcub.livejournal.com]

You were worse than i was, wow!!!! though i would argue over the negative 173pts for hiding the body. a really good friend would help you hide the body everyone knows that.