Payback from torrain

[waterspyder]

6 Currently Favourite Poems
Ezra Pound - The Garden
William Shakespeare - 118
William Carlos Williams - This is Just to Say
William Yeats - Leda and the Swan
Lewis Carroll - The Hunting of the Snark
Lorna Crozier - Getting Pregnant

6 People I Want To Post Their List of 6 Favorite Poems
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[kruszer.livejournal.com]

you should post the poems, they'd be fun to read. I personally would love to read the one on getting pregnant :P

Getting Pregnant by Lorna Crozier (1992)

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You can't get pregnant
if it's your first time.

You can't get pregnant
if you do it standing up,
if you don't French kiss,
if you pretend
you won't let him
but just can't stop.

You can't get pregnant
if you go to the bathroom
right after,
if you ride a horse
bareback, if you jump
up and down on one leg,
if you lie in the snow
till your bum feels numb,
if you do it in the shower,
if you eat garlic,
if you wear a girdle,
if it's only your second time.

You cen't get pregnant
if he keeps his socks on,
if he's captain of the football team,
if he says he loves you,
if he comes quickly,
if you don't come at all,
if it's only your third time.

You can't get pregnant
if he tells you
you won't.