The straight edged snow shovel of righteous justice? The steel spade of blatant unrealized awareness? The glimmering trowel of exceedingly industrious common sense?
Basically, if I ever ask you to hold my drink while I excuse myself to go say hello to someone I haven't seen in a while, they are a) an old friend or b) someone I'm goign to tear into little pieces
Easiest way onto my list: Sleeping with me and then pretending like I don't exist. Safety exists as long as I don't stumble across you accidently or otherwise.
This does take into account people I'm not in touch with because we drifted apart or otherwise, they are safe. Leaving me an e-mail saying you had a great time and want to see me again and then not contacting me again (ie not returning phone calls and mysterioulsly disappearing off of MSN) will get you on the list. Convincing me to do something stupid and then not calling at all will take you to a new ring of hell.
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so what are you up to?
I don't know, graduating, i moved, i've been dating someone for 6 months? You could make a better attempt?
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I'm trying to remember which jerk this is.
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*rolls eyes*
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The straight edged snow shovel of righteous justice?
The steel spade of blatant unrealized awareness?
The glimmering trowel of exceedingly industrious common sense?
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Basically, if I ever ask you to hold my drink while I excuse myself to go say hello to someone I haven't seen in a while, they are a) an old friend or b) someone I'm goign to tear into little pieces
Easiest way onto my list: Sleeping with me and then pretending like I don't exist.
Safety exists as long as I don't stumble across you accidently or otherwise.
This does take into account people I'm not in touch with because we drifted apart or otherwise, they are safe.
Leaving me an e-mail saying you had a great time and want to see me again and then not contacting me again (ie not returning phone calls and mysterioulsly disappearing off of MSN) will get you on the list. Convincing me to do something stupid and then not calling at all will take you to a new ring of hell.
Have a Nice Day!
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