Dear Next-Door-Neighbour,

I understand that our driveways are connected, and I also understand that the snow pile on your front lawn is really, really big, but please understand that we are new parents and we are still unpacking. As such, we hardly have time to shovel our own driveway, let alone the added snow when you shovel the contents of your driveway onto our driveway, which has the added effect of blocking my car in my garage. Without your actions, I could wait until Monday until the landlord got around to shovelling, but now, we have to dedicate time to cleaning up your mess. You, sir, are a douche.

Respectfully,

Your New Neighbour

From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/greensleeves_/


Got some paper bags and matches? Pebbles will help you in the dog poo department. ;)

Your neighbour is lucky you don't have time for that either.
.

Profile

waterspyder: (Default)
waterspyder

Most Popular Tags

Powered by Dreamwidth Studios

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags