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[waterspyder]

At some point in the last month, I've gone from having "breasts" to having "boobies"

Again, more evidence that parenthood addles your brain.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/greensleeves_/]

Your mammaries have turned into avians! Quick, call Audubon!

[furious-g.livejournal.com]

At least you aren't calling them fun bags.