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[waterspyder]

Okay, I'm probably a bad person for considering this, but I am really thinking of having a small glass of wine in the hope that my sprogling will stop kicking. He started at 1pm and keeps kicking me in the junk. Walking, standing, sitting and laying down doesn't work. Singing doesn't work, bouncing and poking doesn't work. Being still and quiet doesn't work. Yoga doesn't work.


This had better be a fluke. It's almost enough to make me swear off sugar entirely.

Comments

[daruba.livejournal.com]

what if yah shoved a gas soaked rag up yer yoo-hoo?

kidding

[chizzer.livejournal.com]

Molotov Momtail?


Also kidding.