At the car rental place this morning, the following exchange was held:
"So, we have a Yaris for you, or you can upgrade to a Dodge Dakota"
"I have no idea what either of those are"
"The Yaris is this car here, and the Dakota is that silver Pick-up truck"
"Umm... I'm driving to Toronto with a dog and luggage, I'll take the car"
"I bet your boyfriend would love riding in the Dakota"
"I bet you don't know my boyfriend"
As a subsequent note... I don't know whether the pick up with luggage in the back would have been better than this clown car I have...
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