Is it the weather? Is it the moon?
Naw, it's just "Horny Ex Day"
Don't hear from them in like months and figure they've moved on and forgotten me (A girl can have dreams), and they all pick today to call me.
I think someone forgot to tell me it was National Booty-Call-Your-Ex Day.
I think Ex partners should come with expiry dates that are clearly marked, that way there is no confusion as to when it's just not good anymore.
I swear they all have radar for times I've fooled around with someone better than them. I think this applies to many other people's ex's too. How else can you explain them trying to waltz back in at inopportune times?
Anyhow, back to my essays...