Could break and hurt you.

[waterspyder]

I get bored at work easily and often.

Today I decided to look at Juvenile product recalls and  find it a little disturbing how many products are recalled based on things like  "may pose a choking hazard to young children. The company has received one report of a child chewing off the felt arms and legs of the pop-up character" and "accidentally suffocated when oversized, plastic toy nails sold with the tool bench toys became forcefully lodged in their throats."

How does one forcefully lodge a 3.2cm wide plastic screw into their throat ACCIDENTALLY!? 

I had to stop reading, because while there were recalls for things like bacteria or lead content, the number of recalls for "could break and cause injury" usually by eating the broken parts was a little astounding. It hurts my brain.

Comments

[spiritonparole.livejournal.com]

All true, but using Darwin's moniker was the most concise way to HTML-tag that puppy. It's a bastardized version of Darwin's original theory of evolution but tremendously funny in its own right.

[waterspyder.livejournal.com]

Agreed