Masturbation does make you blind..

[waterspyder]

So i went to the opteometrist, apparently my prescription dropped like 1.5 points. And this explains my headaches and my "what the fuck does that say?"

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[sivi-volk.livejournal.com]

I just got glasses, and yeah. Headaches, can't read the board in class clearly... it all became so clear.

Relatively speaking, of course. *grins*

And, as far as I can tell, masturbation just causes chafing. Although... hmmmmm... Maybe I should look at some correlating data.

[waterspyder.livejournal.com]

I've always had glasses, but the optometrist was trying to figure out how i went this long without noticing.

[evilbitchqueen.livejournal.com]

Of course masturbation causes you to go blind...isn't that proven or something? :p

[jagash.livejournal.com]

Students t-test would do that. So glad that apparently i wont have to go any more blind then i currently am :P

[waterspyder.livejournal.com]

LOL
And I really don't want to have to run anymore t-tests for a while. 76 snakes by hand was enough thanks