Is it wrong that when my co-workers ask me things like

"Is 'Metacarpal' a type of medication?"

I want to say 

"Only if you want it to be?"


(I have also been asked if 'tournequet' and 'hemodialysis' are medications too)

From: [identity profile] aurorajackson.livejournal.com


I...I....

Wow, I thought I would have something to say, but that has truly rendered me speechless.

From: [identity profile] torrain.livejournal.com


I could see "tourniquet" and "hemodialysis", actually. They can both be heard in contexts where it's not clear; in conversation or without illustrations, "apply a tourniquet" has no clues to indicate it is different from "apply an antibiotic", and "going in for hemodialysis" is not particularly different from "going in for Depoprovera".

"Metacarpal" surprises me, if only because I expect government office workers to have run across that one before. I guess Health doesn't get the office ergonomics bulletins that Industry did.

From: [identity profile] waterspyder.livejournal.com


Yes, but I also need to teach them how to ask questions.

Bad: "Is metacarpal a type of medication?"

Good: "What is a metacarpal?"

From: [identity profile] waterspyder.livejournal.com


Health Canada Government Employees...

and just so you don't fret too much, these aren't the nurses asking these questions, just the other staff.

From: [identity profile] parisbaby-2003.livejournal.com


Still...

I am neither a nurse nor a Health Canada employee, yet I know what all three of those words mean.

An excellent office gift would be a medical dictionary -- then you could do what my father always did when I pestered him for answers as a small child, "Go look it up!".

To call your coworkers retarded gives serious insult to those with Down's Syndrome. So let's just call them assclowns.

From: [identity profile] intothedepths.livejournal.com


man

sounds like the guys I used to work with at the surplus store

From: [identity profile] panthertriad.livejournal.com


But but but but... *stutters then splutters*

You work at HEALTH Canada...

that's like someone at my place asking what an abstract is... after working there for 5 years... or... three days...

From: [identity profile] purplezart.livejournal.com


i wasn't aware that you had taken employment as a dictionary.

does it pay well?

From: [identity profile] corradus.livejournal.com


Oh you could so totally have fun with the people you work with....I know I would.
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