Open Letter to the Wildlife

[waterspyder]

Dear Deer,

I would like to remind you that jaywalking is illegal, and while I understand the difficulty you may have in pressing the crosswalk button with your hooves, you future efforts will be duly appreciated. If nothing else, jumping in front of vehicles is generally a poor course of action and should be avoided.

Thanks,

The Management

Comments

[simply-fiendish.livejournal.com]

Can you include something about squirrels not using their signals and cutting you off on bike paths?
Maybe telling raccoons that human legs are not toys or scratching posts?

[waterspyder.livejournal.com]

beavers should not leave sharpened sticks in the woods either.