Stolen from theweaselking

[waterspyder]

This is especially for panthertriad.

"Important lessons I have learned from my patients"

Edit: "If da bitch says she's clean, she's got gonoherpesyphillAIDS, every time..."

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[panthertriad.livejournal.com]

Awesome.. Simply Awesome....

My favourite is still

#6 Never, ever leave flashlights, shampoo bottles, beer bottles or any long, circular object on the floor because someday you will fall on it and it will somehow, work its way up your rectum.

The guy who works at Emerg in my class told us his stories... Dear god...:P

[waterspyder.livejournal.com]

I'm on page like 20 of these stories.

"Standing on the corner minding your own business is the number one cause of stabbings"