On a slightly choppy cell phone connection...

"Can you call the hotel and fax over the bill?"
"Sure thing. Anythin else?"
"Umm... I left a... err... umm... a... uhh... sandwich between the sliding patios doors. Could you let them know?"
"Can you repeat that first bit?"
"I left a sandwich between the patio doors. I don't want it to be missed and go rotten. Just let them know"
"Just checking. Will do."



"Housekeeping"
"My manager was staying in your hotel, room ####, and wanted to let you know he left a sandwich between the sliding patio doors."
"Ok. Does he want it back?"