So my coworkers decided to blow up a bunch of cheap heart-shaped balloons at work for Valentines Day in the boardroom next to my cubicle.
I am allergic to said items.
I turned into lobster-girl in no time flat.
2 days off of work as a result
Doctor was an asshat and wouldn't acknowledge that *maybe* an allergic reaction *might* be responsible for all the swollen glands in my head making me hurt.
My massage therapist didn't some drainage on my face and head and it's feeling better. She says that won't last but showed me how to get the worst of it out.
I wonder if I get Worker's Comp...
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