Me Naughty?

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Thursday mmmelt and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In September I helped oni_neko hide a body (-173 points). In August I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Sunday I gave okcismelanie a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last month I bought porn for kali_kali (-10 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-314 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, Waterspyder

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