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[waterspyder]

I think I am going to write an instruction manual for life.

Everyone complains that life doesn't come with one.

Yep, going to write one, if for no other reason to provide a quick-reference to zenten when he says "I didn't know that".

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[corradus.livejournal.com]

Where do I sign up for a copy?

Also, that seems like a pretty tall order, maybe you should break it down into Digest format....you know, like Jane's Defence Weekly...

[waterspyder.livejournal.com]

I figure if I make a website, and just do it article by article, eventually there would be a man/woman english dictionary, a guide to cleaning the toilet, and compare and contrast of what you think women like in bed, versus what they do like in bed. Men would have a chance to give input, but when it comes to sustaining life, women are the superior expert (in general). As in sentences like "So you can't eat the mushrooms that grow in the fridge?" are never spoken by a woman.

I see potential in this idea.

Question 1: Should I be having sex?
While the simple answer is "Probably not", think of it this way, are you ready to grind against the body of someone else who may smell good now, but believe me, won't smell so good later (and sometimes looks even worse), and may start laughing inappropriately once you start sweating and poking each other with elbows and knocking foreheads while spurting bodily fluids (ok, hopefully at least you), in varying quantities, right before you both start arguing over the soggy spot in the sheets, then someone passes gas and passes out.

Question 2: Why do people have sex in the first place?

[xliquid-dreamsx.livejournal.com]

Oh YaY... sign me up for a copy please. =)

[oni-neko.livejournal.com]

I think everyone could find use for some part of said manual.