waterspyder | I'm not quite this bad, not even at my worst

	You are a Slutcom 4, and um... wow. They look at you. They blink. You pounce. Your room is characterized by a "Now Serving" counter above your bed and a "Take a Number" box outside your door. Anyone who enters your lair is required to be irradiated before leaving. We're talking two people in a night, multiple hook-ups each weekend... dirrty.
Take the slutcom litmus test! The slutcom litmus test originated in A Word of Advice.