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waterspyder ([personal profile] waterspyder) wrote2005-12-06 11:35 pm

Me Naughty?

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Thursday [livejournal.com profile] mmmelt and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In September I helped [livejournal.com profile] oni_neko hide a body (-173 points). In August I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Sunday I gave [livejournal.com profile] okcismelanie a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last month I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] kali_kali (-10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-314 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
Waterspyder

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[identity profile] xliquid-dreamsx.livejournal.com 2005-12-07 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
WoW... I'm suddenly thinking the lump of coal I got looks pretty good. =P

[identity profile] kali-kali.livejournal.com 2005-12-07 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
What's with everyone buying me porn? I can buy my own porn, dammit!

[identity profile] firedolljamie.livejournal.com 2005-12-07 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
Wet willie my girlfriend will ya??!? I'll shows you!

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.

In June, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In October, I rescued [info]daruba from being sacrificed (-200 points). In July, I exposed [info]furious_g to soul-rending horrors (250 points). Yesterday, I fed [info]waterspyder to a Shoggoth (250 points). In December, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In August, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-400 points) and deserve to be sent to sleep with the Deep Ones.


Your humble and obedient servant,
FireDollJamie


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[identity profile] oni-neko.livejournal.com 2005-12-07 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
perhaps they think you don't have enough?

[identity profile] kali-kali.livejournal.com 2005-12-07 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I suppose that is true....

[identity profile] oni-neko.livejournal.com 2005-12-07 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
*smirks*

yeah just what I wanted!!!!

[identity profile] okcismelanie.livejournal.com 2005-12-07 01:34 pm (UTC)(link)


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In February I gave [livejournal.com profile] waterspyder a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Wednesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Saturday [livejournal.com profile] lemur_catta and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Thursday I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] veryroz (-10 points). Last month I helped [livejournal.com profile] parisbaby_2003 hide a body (-173 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-249 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
okcismelanie

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[identity profile] shadcub.livejournal.com 2005-12-07 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
You were worse than i was, wow!!!! though i would argue over the negative 173pts for hiding the body. a really good friend would help you hide the body everyone knows that.