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waterspyder ([personal profile] waterspyder) wrote2005-12-06 11:35 pm

Me Naughty?

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Thursday [livejournal.com profile] mmmelt and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In September I helped [livejournal.com profile] oni_neko hide a body (-173 points). In August I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Sunday I gave [livejournal.com profile] okcismelanie a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last month I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] kali_kali (-10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-314 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
Waterspyder

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[identity profile] kali-kali.livejournal.com 2005-12-07 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
What's with everyone buying me porn? I can buy my own porn, dammit!

[identity profile] oni-neko.livejournal.com 2005-12-07 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
perhaps they think you don't have enough?

[identity profile] kali-kali.livejournal.com 2005-12-07 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I suppose that is true....

[identity profile] oni-neko.livejournal.com 2005-12-07 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
*smirks*