waterspyder (
waterspyder) wrote2005-07-07 02:28 pm
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Does anyone else have a family like this?
Me: Alright, run down the list again for projects
Mom: Okay, paint the stairs, make curtains, if you can figure out how to fix your brother's pants, please do it.
Me: Anything else?
Mom: If you can come up with an advertising campaign for the Christmas Party this year, that would be great
Me: Okay, review on the dog
Dad: Walk him up the street, then he'll lay down when he's tired
Mom: He'll get up if you rub or pat his belly or lift him up
Dad: ...and feed him one cup of food in the morning and night
Mom: Which is why he's fat... he's only supposed to get 2/3 of the cup
Dad: He's not fat, just lumpy
Mom: Oh, and you have to lock him into the bedroom at night or else he attempts to bark at everything in the neighbourhood.
Me: Got it
Mom: And if you could water the plants, that would be great. Could you also remember to call your cousin about the pregnant thing?
Dad: And if your brother doesn't come home from court and gets thrown in jail, can you get him transferred to Lindsay? I have a buddy up there that can keep him from getting his teeth kicked in
Me: Do you want me to call you, or just tell you when you get back?
Dad: When we get back
Mom: The number's on the desk
Me: Have fun!
Mom: Okay, paint the stairs, make curtains, if you can figure out how to fix your brother's pants, please do it.
Me: Anything else?
Mom: If you can come up with an advertising campaign for the Christmas Party this year, that would be great
Me: Okay, review on the dog
Dad: Walk him up the street, then he'll lay down when he's tired
Mom: He'll get up if you rub or pat his belly or lift him up
Dad: ...and feed him one cup of food in the morning and night
Mom: Which is why he's fat... he's only supposed to get 2/3 of the cup
Dad: He's not fat, just lumpy
Mom: Oh, and you have to lock him into the bedroom at night or else he attempts to bark at everything in the neighbourhood.
Me: Got it
Mom: And if you could water the plants, that would be great. Could you also remember to call your cousin about the pregnant thing?
Dad: And if your brother doesn't come home from court and gets thrown in jail, can you get him transferred to Lindsay? I have a buddy up there that can keep him from getting his teeth kicked in
Me: Do you want me to call you, or just tell you when you get back?
Dad: When we get back
Mom: The number's on the desk
Me: Have fun!